Fisheye shot of the reliably tumbleworthy Andy Penny (source). I talk to guy daily but still miss him. The other night we spent more than an hour debating the casting of a theoretical Men In Black III. It came to yelling and degradation, at least on my part. I am not sure what I would do if I didn’t have him to indulge my trivial outrage. “Well if we have him as the protege, who are we going to have for star power?” “Are you kidding me, WILL SMITH. WILL SMITH IS ALREADY THE FUCKING STAR POWER.”
Who would YOU put in MIB3?
6 days ago • 0 notes
THIS IS SO STRANGE. I really never thought much about this, but this is totally how I view the year in my head. Except mine bends around the corner of August and September instead. CRAZY!!!
Important dates might stand out - birthdays, anniversaries. And you could scan a visible timeline - to check if you were available - whenever you made plans. No actual diary necessary.
According to Julia Simner, a psychologist from the University of Edinburgh, there is a reasonable chance you can. And that you may use the experience, unconsciously, every day.
Dr Simner studies synaesthesia - a condition caused by an unusually high number of connections between two areas of the brain’s sensory cortex, making two senses inseparable.
In the case of time-space synaesthesia, a very visual experience can be triggered by thinking about time.
“I thought everyone thought like I did, says Holly Branigan, also a scientist at Edinburgh University, and someone with time-space synaesthesia.
“I found out when I attended a talk in the department that Julia was giving. She said that some synaesthetes can see time. And I thought, ‘Oh my god, that means I’ve got synaesthesia’.”
So what exactly does she see?
“For me it’s a bit like a running track,” she says.
“The track is organised around the academic year. The short ends are the summer and Christmas holidays - the summer holiday is slightly longer.
“It’s as if I’m in the centre and I’m turning around slowly as the year goes by. If I think ahead to the future, my perspective will shift.”
There are at least 54 different variants of synaesthesia and Dr Simner thinks this might be one of the most common ones.
“If you ask all the people at your work, or in your family, you’re likely to find at least one person who has it,” Dr Simner says.
Stalking my interns online is fun enough, but it’s especially great when doing so inadvertently makes me realize I actually do experience some variation of a strange neurological syndrome I’ve actually been jealous of other people for having in the past. (And yes, as that sentence implies, this happens to me LIKE ALL THE TIME.) I don’t link numbers or letters with particular colors (or personalities) like the most commonly mentioned synaesthetes, but apparently the fact that I visually conceptualize time throws me in the ranks.
I don’t remember ever even questioning this tendency until well after I met Joe and was puzzling over his poor concept of time when I could just, seemingly, scan past and present weeks and months for a general idea of when something happened or was scheduled. The shape of my internal visual timeline is actually more of a spiral, though I’ve never tried to sketch it out. Looking at this one is actually pretty disorienting—I almost feel carsick, trying to mesh that one up with my own, perhaps because I’ve always felt it was myself moving within the circle of the timeline, rather than the it revolving around me. And also perhaps because of that color combination. So maybe I’m happy with just my time-space synaesthesia—it doesn’t run the risk of any unpleasant aesthetic issues.
Go brains!
my year is a low, undulating arch-type-thing with a connecting base between december and january. there are associated colors: april is yellow, august is orange, september is indeed that ghostwhite seen there, october is black, november is brick red, etc. similar visualizations exist for everything from centuries to weeks and even the hours in my day. i had no idea this was unusual, either! i thought it just came naturally from looking at charts/timelines in encyclopedias and textbooks, etc.
2 weeks ago • 5 notes
OK, I think I need to quit Facebook now.
Alternate idea: Change my name, delete all the numbers in my phone, delete all my Facebook friends, and start from scratch!
I see your that, and raise you this.
bonus: my next album cover.
3 weeks ago • 4 notesFrom this week's Onion.com horoscopes (my birthday is Dec. 29):
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
While it’s true that history is written by the winners, it, like most everything else in life, is copyedited by the losers.
1 month ago • 1 note
for eddie and rebecca: a blog of illustrated craigslist missed connections.
oh, no no no no no no no. way too precious. i need something that looks like it was drawn in the fitful recollection of an anonymous la fitness HJ. something that smells like it was obsessively plucked from the garbage of a stalking victim.
1 month ago • 0 notesSo What?!?
So what if I’m sitting at home on a Friday night by myself listening to Badfinger really fucking loud on my stereo?!SO WHAT IF I’M AT HOME AT 10:15 P.M. ON A FRIDAY LOOKING AT SHOES ONLINE.
so what if i’m at work at 12:25 a.m. on a saturday, with bandaged fingers because i accidentally (and soberly) slapped my hand down on top of the jagged rim of a broken pint glass? i hope my bocce game and ring pop modeling career are not compromised.
1 month ago • 3 notes